i'm not gonna write you a love song-

Okay. So I just created a new Snoopy blogskin. After that long break of mine, seriously I almost forgot how to skin. I wanted to do a model collage but I toyed around with the images and got to nothing. But my weak coding knowledge managed to stick with me though.

You could see that my codes don't get fancy. I don't know how to do drop-down lists, and so many different html fancies you could have. And yes, I don't fully understand html, thus I cannot code myself. All my codes are often reused from my previous skins, and this, as you could see, is from the Paul Frank skins. But anyway I thought this kind of headers fitted the blogskin more, thus it.

And honestly, the background image for this skin takes AGES to load. I swear that after 50 seconds of wait, people might close the window and directly point the issue to preview error. Nope, it isn't any error. And even though the Firefox "voice" might tell you that the page load is "Done" at the bottom of your little FF browser, NO IT ISN'T. I counted and yes, it took about 60 seconds for the background image to suddenly pop out. Or if you timed and don't agree, it's at least 60 Bolong seconds. Plus minus the heavy human error.

The reason to the background loading slowly, is because the background image is a good 1000x1600. Yes, I wanted to add in more comic strips, such that the background won't look too repetitive. And it would have a chance of getting the "newspaper" effect I was trying to get at. Oh what? You didn't feel that effect? Then I didn't say anything at all for the past 2 sentences.

But seriously, the comics are meant to be read. Thus I sacrificed the LONG loading time so you could really read them and laugh at it. After the background completes loading. Take a look especially at those vertical comic strips. I purposely rearranged them in such a way such that they would be blocked as little as possible by the text. And of course, they are the better selected comic strips.

So thanks, and please rate me at blogskins.com. With 5 stars, for that matter.

OHOH, see that icon on the right? That's me. And I created it 100%. *BEAMS* My first ever official icon. (:

2:37 AM

This would be how it looks like if Xiaxue is using this skin.

Don't like Singapore? Fuck off - and we wouldn't miss you.

I wanted to blog the following out for a very long time now, but I wanted to wait till National Day gambols around in it's flamboyant sequins to do it with the full impact. Of course, National Day is not here till four days later, but I can't wait anymore.

Let's see.

I wanted to merely say that I love Singapore, but I also realized that I hate some of the people in here, who mars our beautiful garden city. These are the JIAK KAN TANG (eat potato) people who meet so often. I don't often meet such people nowadays (thank goodness!) but I know they exist. I HATE SUCH PEOPLE. Wait, hate is not enough, let's make it CURSE THEM ALL TO ETERNAL HELL.

Most of these people would be

1) Speaking with a stupid American/any other "superior English" accent

2) Coming from English-speaking girl and boy schools like ACS or MGS

3) Constantly whining about a lack of freedom and space in SG.

4) Saying Singapore sucks and they would fly away at their youngest age possible.

5) Have freckles

Well, here's my views about some common kantang phrases:

I wish I were born in XXX country/ I want to migrate to XXX country.

Well, I am speaking to you if you are one of those irritating people who hates Singapore down to our last Vanda Miss Joaquim.

Kantang: "I am so unlucky. If I were luckier, I would have been born in American
instead of Singapore, where we can eat chewing gum and the Government does not
treat us like babies."

Me: "Well, that's bullshit. It's like saying ...
My mum sucks and I wish I was born out of another woman. Not possible at all."

Kantang: "No
... That's not true. Singapore sucks."

DUH! YOU CAN'T CHOOSE WHERE YOU ARE BORN! And also, your life in Singapore has nurtured you to become YOU and whatever BULLSHIT and unimportant opinions that you have, so if you were American, you might really want to be a Singaporean, you would never know.

Thinking of migrating? I have a message for you: I don't think your dream country welcomes you.

Let's take this situation into consideration. Let's use the world's best country, which is Switzerland, because it has very accurate clocks and nice chocolate.

If all the ungrateful kantangs (possibly ugly too) all flock to Switzerland, it will have its finest chocolate all gobbled up, and its clocks all not so accurate anymore because non-Swits are not accustomed nor patient enough to wind pocket clocks to supreme accurancy.

Thus, not only will all the Swits hate the Singaporean Kantangs (I hope they realize that the non-kantangs are nicer people), and hence making Switzerland not so pleasant, the mere reasons why it is so nice in the first place would be obsolete.

You may think I am stretching it, and actually I am. But please spoil me and allow me to give you another fine example. The second best country to be born in would be Venezuela, because all the girls there look like beauty queens with blonde hair rippling to their waist and they have nice chocolate.

- If you are a male kantang there, you will be able to fuck beautiful girls.

- If you are a female kantang there, it is likely that people will generalize and claim that you are beautiful just because you are Venezuelan. You will get fucked often.

The above two hypothetical dream situations will not happen.

Because you are possibly ugly like shit.

And when you go to Venezuela to live, the only people you would be able to shag would be other jaded (and possibly cobweb-covered-around-the-genitals) Singaporean Kantangs.

You will thus spawn, and after years of spawning, Venezuela would no longer be a place full of blonde beauty queens - but instead will be half filled with wannabe-Singaporean-Venezuelans.

It will be no longer a dream country, and it is YOU who ruined it.

10:01 PM

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9:56 PM

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9:31 PM